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Zendex, in a bar, talking to BlueEagle.
Zendex says, "BE, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."
"But do they call me Zendex-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."
Then Zendex gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."
"But do they call me Zendex-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."
Then Zendex points out the window. "BE, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."
"But do they call me Zendex-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."
Then Zendex looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.
"But ya screw one goat..."
Your cousin? ROFLMAO!!! Bet he's thankful for her!! There needs to be a freakin' law against that shit!! He's messed up, Zendex. Very well should be and bloody well messed up
Send it to your cousin/sister-in-laws PC?
No clue. Mikey started it!
I thought the goats name was Souperdave? Oh, I'm sorry. That's the pigs names!!!
Hey, this is a good one here! I wont even insulting you dumb-shitheads by changing the words around!
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember."
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes, I do," she said. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know, I would have gotten out today. "
Yea, I figured it out the first time I saw you misspelled it. Why??
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You think I missed the goat thing?? NOOOO. I caught it. The goat you speak of is "lily". She her some respect.
It's a JOKE! Lighten up! Send it to your brother! DARE YOU!!!!
Dude, you do know Zendex is you, right?
I called him two days ago. He has company for a few days. I'll let yoiu guess who is there...........
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and he doesn't have a computer.dangit
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